New Terms Learnt in 144 Sqn During NS

The "true" terms of these cigarette brands:

Marlboro: Man Always Remember Ladies Because Of Romance Only

Salem: Suck And Lick Every Morning

Winston: We Indians Never Salute To Other Nations

Jokes:

Why the police officer younger brother did not address as "kor Kor"?
Ans: Cause the police officer is a female.

Who burnt Ah Bao alive?
Ans: Char. Cause there is "Char Shao Bao"

Who hugged Chicken?
Ans: Paper. Cause "Zi Bao(hug) Ji"